Slice the cucumbers into thin rounds and place in a small bowl. Sprinkle the kosher salt over the top and stir gently to coat. Let the cucumbers sit for 15 minutes to release their liquid and then drain away the liquid and pat dry.
Add the cucumbers, cheddar, and bacon to a mixing bowl.
Add the mayonnaise, sour cream, vinegar, and ranch seasoning to a small bowl and whisk to combine.
Pour the ranch mixture over the cucumbers and stir to coat.
Sprinkle with fresh herbs before serving.
Notes
The first step (salting and draining the cucumbers) is not strictly necessary if you’ll be eating the cucumber salad shortly after making it. If you plan to keep it in the fridge for long, this step does help to remove excess moisture from the cucumbers and prevents the leftovers from getting too soggy/watery.Feel free to swap the mayo concoction for bottled ranch dressing to keep this even easier. You’ll want around ⅔ of a cup, but adjust to suit your tastes.